AN ENTIRE LORD OF THE RINGS SYMPHONY?!
LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU STUDY FOR FINALS
FEEL THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE COURSING THROUGH YOUR VEINS
YOU’RE NOT GOING TO PASS YOUR EXAMS,
YOU’RE GOING TO PUNCH THEM INTO THE NEXT CENTURY WITH YOUR COMPETENCE
YOU’RE GOING TO HULK SMASH YOUR GPA THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF
YOU’RE GOING TO PSYCHICALLY BITCH-SLAP YOUR ESSAYS SO HARD THAT WHEN YOU HAND IT IN, EVERY TA ON CAMPUS WILL ORGASM. TWICE.
YOU ARE GOING TO WIN THE SEMESTER
NOW GO, FRIENDS
GO AND BE MIGHTY